The toxic black smoke that is now engulfing the White House grounds has already had an effect on tourism in the area. George Trailman of the National Parks Service reported, “Tourism in the area is already down by 50%. Tourists are concerned for their safety in the vicinity of the White House. Scientists have estimated that a visit to the White House is now the equivalent of smoking 200 packs of cigarettes in one day.”
Jethro Whitrush, a Trump support and tourist sporting a red “MAGA” hat said, “When I see that beautiful black smoke, I see jobs! Trump is a businessman, he sees opportunities where these dopey libtards see nothing but wasted space.”
The new disposal facility will support 4 full-time jobs. It’s estimated that even if the facility is removed at the expiration of the 20 year lease, the grounds will remain unsuitable for human habitation for at least 10,000 years.
