White House Announces Tariffs Will Now Be Set on Nightly Game Show

Washington DC: The White House announced today, that all tariffs will be set daily by countries competing on a prime-time game show called "The Tariff is Right". President Trump will host the show where representatives from all our trading partners will compete to set the rate of their tariffs for the coming day. The Friday night tariffs will be in effect till the Monday night show. The show will feature a giant wheel which will allow the tariff to be set anywhere from 5% to 200%.  The President said, "This will be the highest rated show in the world, like nothing anyone has ever seen. The numbers will be huge. People tell me I'm a genius for coming up with this; some saying maybe I have an IQ even higher than Einstein's." Kristi Noem will co-host the show, featuring elaborate cosplay costumes each night.