President Trump Announces Plan to Replace Obamacare with "Miracle" Elixir
Making good on his promise of a new healthcare plan to replace Obamacare, today President Trump released details of his own plan, featuring a "miracle"...
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White House Announces Tariffs Will Now Be Set on Nightly Game Show
Washington DC: The White House announced today, that all tariffs will be set daily by countries competing on a prime-time game show called "The Tariff is...
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President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentlemen's Club
Just weeks after replacing most of the board of The Kennedy Center and having himself made Chairman of the Board, President Trump announced that the center...
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President Trump Introduces a Gas Powered Smart Phone
The White House press secretary today announced a new product in the long line of merchandise the President has been selling his adoring fans—a Donald J....
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Handy Dan - Effective Parenting Through Social Media Shaming
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President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
President Trump has barricaded himself in the Oval Office and refuses to come out, after DOGE fired his entire Secret Service Detail. Apparently, one of Elon...
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