In an awkward on-air debate this past Thursday, Fox Business Network anchor Neil Cavuto destroyed 2 ¾ year old Tanisha Jones of the Million Student March over issues ranging from a $15 minimum wage to free public education. Jones kept up for a while, but wilted under the barrage of "but who's going to pay for it?" questions from a smug Cavuto, finally having to leave after 8 minutes with a poopy diaper.

1. Build a fort with the couch cushions.

2. Scrapbook with his mom.

3. Binge watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supergirl.

4. Paint a better picture of himself taking a bath than the one by his stupid  brother George.

5. Work on his "Veto Corleone" impression.

6. Build a Donald Trump piñata.

7. Finally finish the first Harry Potter book.

8. Have a sleepover at Mom and Dad’s house.

9. Find out what this Facebook is all about.

10. Make prank calls to Trump Towers.