Tesla Transforms Into Giant Robot and Tears Hummer in Half

Written by  |  07-14-2016  |  Published in BUSINESS

Sacramento, California - In another setback for Elon Musk and Tesla, one of their new Model X vehicles transformed into a car crushing robot and tore a Hummer in half, instantly killing the douche bag inside. Apparently, the driver of the Tesla, Herbert Lutz pressed the “revenge” button on the Tesla’s instrument panel. Lutz said, “I know I wasn’t supposed to touch that button — they had told me it was in beta testing, but I always wondered what it did. So when this a-hole in a gas-guzzling Hummer cut me off, forcing auto-pilot to slam on the brakes, curiosity got the better of me. I thought it would yell at him or something, I had no idea it would lead to all this trouble.”

US Mint Announces Caitlyn Jenner Will Be Featured on New $10 Bill

Written by  |  01-13-2016  |  Published in US NEWS

Rhett Jeppson, Director of the U.S. Mint, today announced that Caitlyn Jenner will grace the new $10 bill to be released in 2017.  There had been talk for sometime about the bill being replaced with a bill featuring a woman.  The Mint ran a contest on its website, allowing U.S. citizens to cast votes for a woman to be featured on the new bill. Over 2.2 million people voted, and Jenner won by a slim margin over Beyoncé (full voting results below.)

Trumpy Bear is Hottest Toy for Christmas 2015

Written by  |  12-09-2015  |  Published in ENTERTAINMENT

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