Build a fort with the couch cushions.
Scrapbook with his mom.
Binge watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supergirl.
Paint a better picture of himself taking a bath than the one by his stupid brother George.
Work on his "Veto Corleone" impression.
Build a Donald Trump piñata.
Finally finish the first Harry Potter book.
Have a sleepover at Mom and Dad’s house.
Find out what this Facebook is all about.
Make prank calls to Trump Towers.
Trump's Chief of Staff, Mick Mulvaney, announced today that all world leaders attending next June's G7 meeting at Doral will be upgraded to an Ambassador suite at no cost, by simply attending a 45 minute timeshare presentation. Mulvaney went on to say, "Clearly, President Trump is not going to receive any monetary gain by hosting the G7 conference. These upgrades are worth $300 a night, and the attendees will be getting them for free. President Trump will probably lose money because of his immense generosity." When asked if the mandatory attendance of the presentation constituted quid pro quo, Mulvaney responded, "of course it does, this is how we always operate." Mulvaney later walked back this statement, saying he thought "quid pro quo" was Latin for "absolutely free." 
