President Trump to Reopen Kennedy Center as a Gentleman's Club
Just weeks after replacing most of the board of The Kennedy Center and having himself made Chairman of the Board, President Trump announced that the center...
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President Trump Introduces a Gas Powered Smart Phone
The White House press secretary today announced a new product in the long line of merchandise the President has been selling his adoring fans—a Donald J....
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Handy Dan - Effective Parenting Through Social Media Shaming
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President Trump has Barricaded Himself in Oval Office After DOGE Mistakenly Fired His Entire Secret Service Detail
President Trump has barricaded himself in the Oval Office and refuses to come out, after DOGE fired his entire Secret Service Detail. Apparently, one of Elon...
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G7 Leaders Can Get Free Upgrade at Doral by Attending Timeshare Presentation
Trump's Chief of Staff, Mick Mulvaney, announced today that all world leaders attending next June's G7 meeting at Doral will be upgraded to an Ambassador...
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Man Arrested After Being Accused of Sexual Harassment by Amazon's Alexa
A Des Moines man was arrested after being accused of sexual harassment and verbal battery by Amazon home assistant, Alexa. Local police were summoned to the...
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