Secretary of State Pompeo will be conducting the 45 minute presentations. Attendees that are not heads of state can also participate, but will receive two free spa treatments instead of the room upgrade. Secretary Pompeo expects all available timeshares to be sold out by conference end.
At a brief press conference on the White House lawn, President Trump said, "The Trump Doral Resort is probably the world's greatest resort. It's tremendous! This will probably be the greatest and bestest G7 meeting the world will have ever seen. The Ambassador suites are fit for kings. Most of these Europeans have never stayed any place so nice. Rooms in Europe are so small. You could fit six of those shithole European rooms inside just one of these suites. These leaders will thank me like no one has ever been thanked before once they see these suites."
