U.S. Leads World by Electing First Internet Troll to Head of State

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Washington, D.C. - On the heels of electing the first black president, the United States has knocked down another barrier by electing the world’s first internet troll, Donald J. Trump, to head of state. Della Katflour, spokesperson for the ACLU said, “This is a great day for what has been a long stigmatized element of our society. I think we will see internet trolls everywhere coming out of the darkness of their parent’s basements and proudly tweeting in the light of day.”

Donald J. Trump is primarily known for being a con-man extraordinaire,  but has also gained much notoriety as a prominent internet troll. With his surprisingly successful run for the presidency, Trump's tweets have gained mass-media exposure that other internet trolls could only dream of.  President-elect Trump has vowed to keep up his ridiculous tweeting throughout his presidency. His tweets have gained infamy for his juvenile personal attacks and hateful tone. He has also bolstered his troll reputation by tweeting at all hours night. 

Last modified on 02-07-2017